"He was excellent! Super
funny! Super talented! Amazing how he makes simple comedic
storytelling so amazingly funny!"
of Faith Lutheran, Houston, TX
"John Branyan is better than
advertised...he performed at our church and immediately
connected with the audience. ...suitable for families of all
ages! I would enthusiastically recommend John..."
Outreach Team Leader
"Great job...One man next to
me was literally crying from laughing so hard... "
"John far exceeded our
expectations - he was hysterical! He had everyone in the
crowd roaring with laughter and wanting more! We would
highly recommend him for any event, but especially for those
who require 'clean' comedy."
New Leaf Resources, Alsip IL
"We loved John. He was just
the perfect comedian for our Christmas staff dinner. We
hope to have him back as one of the keynote speakers for our
summer early childhood conference."
Windwood Christian School,
"I was just in a conversation
today about bringing John Branyan back to our church. John
is flat-out funny. He's easy to work with. Class guy. No
worries about the appropriateness of his material. It's spot
on. Each time I've seen him I laugh out loud a lot. John
gets it and is easily one of the best around."
Christ Church of Oak Brook,
Oak Brook IL
"Our folks absolutely loved
you.... great stuff and I keep hearing from others how much
they enjoyed your show!"
Churches of God National
Conference, Findlay OH
"...funny, inventive and
appeals to all ages. We love having him on our Christian
group cruises, everybody loves him. He's truly a gifted and
Inspiration Cruises and
Tours, San Jose CA
"...John's combination of
great material and physical comedy was outstanding! I
literally sensed people crying and gasping for relief so
they could catch their breath between jokes."
Bethany Wesleyan Church,
"...John was hilarious, and
connected with people from all generations. Clean, funny,
and energetic - John was a highlight that people were
talking about for months..."
Hazelwood Christian Church,
" Your comedy is amazing...
We brought our neighbors with us; it was their first
introduction to our church. They had a great time, and it
gave us an "open door" to talk more about God."
Discover Christian Church,
"We've had John Branyan at
our church 4 times now and it's been the right choice every
time. Whether he was doing a full show as an outreach event
or encouraging our small group leaders at a training event,
he's made us laugh and made a difference. I know how hard it
is to book someone from the outside without that "cringe
factor" -- kind of hoping it works out -- you can book John
with confidence. He is hilarious!"
Christian Church, St. John IN
"...John Branyan was great
for our Men's Conferences! The guys loved him and he was
just what we needed. Clean and funny...We highly recommend
him for your event."
Moody Bible Institute,
"...He was the perfect
entertainment for our school/church event. His comedy is
absolutely hilarious AND clean..."
St. Peters Lutheran School,
Fort Wayne IN
"... 1000 people went home
from our church literally sore from laughing... "
Kingsway Christian Church,
"... I saw grandmothers and
grandkids laughing together, a true rarity these days. John
transcends age with his comedy because he is just flat out
funny! ...Thanks John for a wonderful evening...We want to
make this an annual event at our church."
Oak Grove Church of Christ,
"...We had John for 2
services and I laughed just has hard if not harder the 2nd
service...John's One funny guy!"
Life Changing Realities,
"...Deciding to bring a
comedian in to our annual fundraising dinner was a risk for
our organization. Would the comedian provide a clean program
and be funny? John Branyan did just that! Not only was his
material family friendly but he was absolutely hilarious!
John engaged our audience and helped us set a record in
donations for our annual event. I would invite him back in a
Ribbon of Hope Cancer Support
- Elkhart IN
" We've had John perform at
several campus events and he always hits a home run... "
University, Grayson KY
" ...thanks for a great
night...the critics are still raving! Let's plan to do it
Crossroads Community Church,
"Our faces were tired from
laughing too hard. It was great! "
Bible Baptist Church, Howard
"...Thanks so much for a
great evening of fun and laughs. I heard from several people
about how much they enjoyed your show. Thanks for all you
did to make this event successful for KCS..."
Kokomo Christian School,
"John was awesome. He's a
clean, crazy, comedic genius. Our crowd of over 2500 people
absolutely loved him. We'll have him back..."
Promise Village for Children,
" John created one of the
most memorable nights of our church history... "
Bachelor Creek Church of
Christ, Wabash IN
" ...You were so funny on
Saturday; my [church] leaders said they laughed so hard
their stomachs hurt...our own version of an AB
workout...Thanks so much for making our event special &
Christian Church, St. John IN
"When we thought we couldn't
laugh anymore...we had to think again...when we have John
here again, we're going to consider providing oxygen to
select people...we highly recommend John...you'll be
laughing for weeks to come "
Christian Conference & Retreat Center, Muskegon MI
"...John is brilliantly
funny! It was a privilege to have him on tour with me -my
crowd loved him! John always makes ME laugh..."
Pierce - Christian Comedian, Nashville TN
was in hysterics and in danger of hyperventilation...you
need to give people a chance to breath -- less there be
Anita Renfroe -
Author/Comedian/Musician, Atlanta GA
"...you are a
double-hoot...my kind of guy... "
Bill Gaither - Gaither Music,
"John will turn you inside
out with CLEAN hilarious laughter!!!... then delicately,
like a master surgeon reach into your heart with what REALLY
counts in life... "
The Breakfast Club,
"John Branyan's comedy may
actually be hazardous to your health. I laughed so hard that
I found myself wondering if I'd ever catch my breath again,
and I was actually sore later from laughter. John was a true
professional, hit his time precisely, and was a pleasure to
work with throughout. Journalists can be a tough room, but
I've never seen our group laugh harder."
Association, Crystal MN
"John was a smashing hit! He
was relevant to the broad spectrum of people in our audience
without offending anyone."
Christian School, Pasco, WA
"John did an
excellent job engaging the audience... had the audience
rolling on the floor laughing."
University, Cearville, OH
our audiences laugh very hard...and there's never a
swear word or innuendo...he's welcome at the Improv
Comedy Club, West Palm Beach FL
"...Deciding to bring a comedian in to our annual
fundraising dinner was a risk for our organization.
Would the comedian provide a clean program and be
funny? John Branyan did just that! Not only was his
material family friendly but he was absolutely
hilarious! John engaged our audience and helped us
set a record in donations for our annual event. I
would invite him back in a heart beat!"
Ribbon of Hope Cancer Support, Elkhart IN
John perform at several campus events and he always hits
a home run... "
Kentucky Christian University, Grayson KY
far exceeded our expectations - he was hysterical!
He had everyone in the crowd roaring with laughter
and wanting more! We would highly recommend him for
any event, but especially for those who require
Leaf Resources, Alsip IL
"John will turn you inside out with CLEAN hilarious
laughter!!!... then delicately, like a master surgeon
reach into your heart with what REALLY counts in life...
The Breakfast Club, Clearwater
lets loose for nearly an hour with rapid-fire tales
of everything from childhood to his grandparents...
There is actual knee-slapping going on in the
theater...material is fresh in the hands of this
polished performer...clever, professional and for
all ages, reminding one of some of Bill Cosby's
comedy albums... "
stream-of-consciousness journey...It's the kind of
show where the woman behind you is constantly
jabbing her male companion and whispering, "See,
just like us." And he grunts. "
The Washington Post,
energetic performance...Branyan is no stand-up
comedian. He's more of a bounce-around,
fall-to-the-floor and even sing-a-little-bit
" ...a nonstop,
laugh-out-loud, one-man tour de force...excellent
use of physical humor...one hardly has time to catch
his or her breath from one laugh to another."
The Edmund Sun,
funny...spots of brilliance..."
News, Dallas TX